Don’t fuck with luigi
mario tryna turn up with a plunger tho
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Illegal aliens stealing our jobs
"The first thing that went through my mind when I was told about this People shoot was, ‘Sexy? Man, I’m not sexy. How am I gonna pull that off?’ And then they told me, ‘Oh, you’re going to do it with your cat!’ So… I thought, ‘Good. Everyone will just be looking at the cat.’ So…. that’s sort-of a bonus.”